I wanna be an SBL Star

Sing along to Rockstar by Nickelback

I’m through with standing in line for funds that never come in

I’m at the bottom of the pile and I’m never gonna win

This job hasn’t turned out quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new roof keeping rain water out

and a MUGA we can play football on

with changing rooms big enough for all my teams

(So tell me what you need?)

I’ll need funds like Hackney or close to that

so I don’t have to pass round a begging hat

or jump through hoops trying to get money from Government

(Been there, done that)

I want a new minibus for all-day trips

and Twitter followers so we can all share tips

Somewhere between Trump and Beiber is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna stand right here and shout ‘til I’m blue

for everyone to hear, I don’t care who

‘Cause we all just wanna be SBL stars and support our schools without forming scars

The funds come easy and resources come cheap

We’ll have a small surplus so we all can sleep

We’ll collaborate ‘til we get it right in the Twitter world with the other brights

Every good SBL’s gonna wind up there every MAT FD and Finance Officer

We’ll hide out in the DM rooms get the latest dictionary and new textbooks too

If there is something you don’t know, stay a while

Everybody’s got a mentor on speed dial,

Hey, hey, I wanna be an SBL star

Hey, hey, I wanna be an SBL star